Just jump off a cliff

Picture a classroom full of kids. A stuffed up carpet floor room filled with snotty faced brats running around trying to talk about how their "kick ass weekends" went. Some of them are sitting on the carpet in a circle, some of them in their own little group laughing their asses off oblivious to everything else. And in the corner of the class is some chubby kid, wearing a hoodie way to big with some obnoxious slogans on the front, because he thinks he's so cool. Picture this little fuck, staring at some innocent girl he's only talked to a handful of times. Picture him dreaming about how they could become best friends and maybe even more than that, but really all he wanted was to get to know her. Picture him standing there, with absolutely no intentions of telling her. 

If you ever see some little fuck like this in your life, do the world a huge favour by tell him to grow some balls and tell her he likes her by planting your right foot up his ass. Sure it'll hurt, but it won't be any compared to the kind of regret and pain he'll feel in a couple years when he realizes that if he just said "hello"; If he just said a fucking "hi" instead of standing there picking his nose, he could of become friends with her. That's right, the pain of your foot in his fat ass wont be anything compared to the kind of regret and pain he'll feel in a couple years when he realizes that they might of even gone out. That sensation of being kicked will be so insignificant when he finds out that if he just asked "how are you doing today?" maybe, just maybe that girl might be a little bit happier in this fucked up life. 

But honestly, your not going to kick him are you? And realistically he's probably not going to ever tell her how he feels about her. How all he wanted to do during that semester was to become friends with her, but he never knew how. But it's all right. He'll live on and grow older, telling people to not make the same mistake he did. To tell that girl that he likes her. To say hello to that girl, or ask how she's doing today. When really he himself is just waiting for someone to kick him off the cliff.